Babies Are Smarter/Dumber Than You Think

Cool Baby

I’ll give them credit. Most of them are cute (if not a little bit on the pudgy side). But the public perception that they are harmless, I’m sorry to inform you, is WAY off. I don’t question where the idea that babies only seek to feed, crawl and sleep, came from, because, trust me, they certainly do, love all of those things, but there are other things that babies love too. Stuff you don’t hear about all the time. Stuff babies, don’t like to talk about.

Lucky for all of you, I’m wise to their schemes, which is why I went under cover to cast some light on their story, from one of their own (literally, I had to meet this kid in a fort she made out of blankets and stuffed animals).

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