How to Dance for Your Meal

Dance

I’ve been in this business awhile so let me tell you something right here and now. There are no handouts in life. People aren’t just going to give you the keys to their Porsche and let you take it off some really sweet jumps. No, they’re going to want some sort of good or service before they let you try to jump those buses. Odds are, since you are reading this, you have neither of those things. That’s where you’re are wrong my friend! You have the one gift, bestowed by Jesus and Van Damme, that cures all wounds and pays all bills. I am, of course, talking about the gift of the dance. Continue reading

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The Box Office Insider Presents: Big Guys with Tiny Balls

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Since the dawn of civilization epic tales have told of heroism, evil, justice and revenge. These are tales of great adventures, tales of morality, tales of the darkness present in every human soul. If you were thinking that any or all of the movies opening this weekend embody these ancient storytelling themes — then you’d be wrong — or right. Depending on how you look at it. The Box Office Insider explains why you should and should not be spending your money on movies this — the last official weekend of summer.

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The Boys Are Lazy

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Here it is, Wednesday night and I’m in the Drago staffroom… alone. What’s an uncommonly beautiful and delightfully witty girl to do when my weekly column doesn’t come out until Friday? Well I certainly can’t wait for the guys. These days they’ve become a tad unreliable… even for them.

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Going to the doctor

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Before I begin, I think I should explain some things…  Continue reading

Penguins Seek World Domination, Fla-Vor-Ice

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Though rumors have circulated for years, the first concrete evidence that penguins are in fact attempting to take over the world was leaked from a top secret CIA report early this morning. According to the document, which the Drago newsroom has obtained through less than legal-but not quite reprehensible means, penguins are united in the dream to rule the world, create a crisp wintry climate year round and eat all our Fla-Vor-Ice, the muti-colored freezer bars popular with children.

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An Author’s Broken Heart…

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I understand that the subject of this piece may sound bitter, and off-putting, and I assure you, that is intentional. Why do I seem to be so heart broken? The weather is nice outside. It’s Friday! Well, please allow me to tell you why I’m so upset, through the power of Grammy Award Nominated* Album cover art!

[*Note: For the sake of ease, I’ll be focusing only on winners, because lists of the winners are much easier to find.]

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The Box Office Insider Presents: More Kicks Than A Rockettes Reunion Tour

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater, this weekend will do nothing but kick you out again… and I mean that… literally. We’ve got boxers fighting for a second chance, cranked cops fighting the bad guys, a semi-mute Englishman on a rampage through the French Rivera and that’s only 3 of the 5 wide releases this weekend. It looks like things could get scrappy, but never fear, the Box Office Insider is here to help you bob and weave and get you through the weekend without too many bruises.

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