Here’s a comic about one of my favorite types of crime. Mostly because Twelve yells at me if I don’t do anything. Stolen blatantly from a here. Still milking his injury, XPostFacto
How to Dance for Your Meal
I’ve been in this business awhile so let me tell you something right here and now. There are no handouts in life. People aren’t just going to give you the keys to their Porsche and let you take it off some really sweet jumps. No, they’re going to want some sort of good or service [...]
The Boys Are Lazy
Here it is, Wednesday night and I’m in the Drago staffroom… alone. What’s an uncommonly beautiful and delightfully witty girl to do when my weekly column doesn’t come out until Friday? Well I certainly can’t wait for the guys. These days they’ve become a tad unreliable… even for them.
Going to the doctor
Before I begin, I think I should explain some things…
I Bet You’re Wondering…
… what happened yesterday. We brag about being “The Most Trustworthy Site On The Interweb™” but yet two of our most prolific and devout posters, xPostFacto and myself, were unable to post anything for your literary pleasure. Well I’m not gonna shrug the responsibility, and I’m not gonna lie to you, but seriously… … it [...]
My Failed TV Shows
This television industry is a fickle bitch goddess. Today’s treasure is tomorrow’s trash. Pictured above is a poster for the prematurely canceled show “Mr. Peanut Goes to War” which bravely recreated the Spanish-American War from the perceptive of an anthropomorphic peanut. Yes truly some TV shows are cut down before their prime. I myself am no stranger to canceled TV [...]
The Smarmy Albatross
We now return to another excerpt from XPostFacto’s 7 part epic The Smarmy Albatross.
My Battle With the Mailman
Since my conversion to Dadaism I have focused less and less on the swift and violent death of my enemies and more on dancing around in giant vats of pudding while firing a shotgun into the air. Still there are some people who I just can’t seem to get along with. I am talking about [...]
My hands are broken
Due to my excessive rocking out my hands are cramped and I can’t type today (This is all being done with my thumbs). So as to not leave you high and dry I decided to post this autographed picture of my niece with Dracula. Hopefully that will tide you over till tomorrow. Why he addressed [...]
Best Science Fair Projects
Well, it’s August 13 again which can only mean one thing…..SCIENCE FAIR SEASON! If you’re anything like me, and thanks to the homogenization of America you are, every moment of your life is dedicated to science and fairs relating to science. The best thing about Science fairs as opposed to say regular fairs is the [...]
