New theories on sleep deprivation may significantly alter the world’s perception on common sleeping habits. (Crandon, Missouri) Let it never be said that scientists are merely Earth-clutching, goggle wearing, lab lovers, because a breakthrough study in sleep dynamics has possibly revealed shocking new evidence in favor of insomniacs everywhere!
How to: Write Your First Pulitzer Prize Winning Article
“The page is blank. At first. I sat with my hands, ever so slightly, draped across the keyboard. Hesitant. Short sentences. The tip of the cigarette burns. I’m not a smoker. Not normally. Not usually. But today, I lit one up. I’m not ashamed, because the only reason I did it was to mention it [...]
Best Science Fair Projects
Well, it’s August 13 again which can only mean one thing…..SCIENCE FAIR SEASON! If you’re anything like me, and thanks to the homogenization of America you are, every moment of your life is dedicated to science and fairs relating to science. The best thing about Science fairs as opposed to say regular fairs is the [...]
Robots As Pets OR Why My Neighbors Think They Are Better Than Me
Do you know who Robert Williams is? He is the first person in the history of mankind to be killed by a robot. Since then there have been several factory workers who have been killed by a robot. They are the lucky ones.
