Rarely does such a serendipitously violent weekend come along. In fact, this weekend at the movies promises to be so enjoyable that I’ve been stunned into writer’s block. All this Box Office Insider can say is: even though the numbers won’t reflect it, this is going to be a very good weekend. So catch the bus, ask your mom [...]
Penguins Seek World Domination, Fla-Vor-Ice
Though rumors have circulated for years, the first concrete evidence that penguins are in fact attempting to take over the world was leaked from a top secret CIA report early this morning. According to the document, which the Drago newsroom has obtained through less than legal-but not quite reprehensible means, penguins are united in the [...]
The Box Office Insider Presents: More Kicks Than A Rockettes Reunion Tour
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the theater, this weekend will do nothing but kick you out again… and I mean that… literally. We’ve got boxers fighting for a second chance, cranked cops fighting the bad guys, a semi-mute Englishman on a rampage through the French Rivera and that’s only [...]
The Box Office Insider Presents: A Weekend to Barely Remember
The Drago Effect would like to extend a warm welcome to special guest correspondent The Box Office Insider. As the softer side of the Drago staff she is known for her ability to bring an air of sophistication and class to everything around her and is often referred to as “the brain behind the brawn” [...]
What If – The Drago Effect: The Movie
A lot of people have been asking The Drago Effect staff if we’ve ever dabbled in other entertainment mediums, and as it stands, the answer is “No”. Although we have been in talks with NBC to write and produce a “pirate sitcom”, yet no timbers have officially been shivered. Regardless, if we WERE to produce [...]
Bourne Came Home… Accepted Job as Janitor
Congratulations everyone. Thanks to your Damon-love, The Bourne Ultimatum managed to eek out $70 million this weekend. Completely blowing industry predictions of 9 dollars and 73 cents out of the water.
Reviews for Stuff I Haven’t Seen Yet… The Bourne Ultimatum
A pre-eye patched Matt Damon, reminds us of a much better Bourne film.
