Are you tired of people constantly congratulating you, or celebrating your achievements? Well I know for a long time I was. “Fantastic work on that MXI presentation,” they’d say. “Your analytical graphics were exceptional.” Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about it. Luckily, I took action. Tired of being relied upon and revered by [...]
America’s First Trustworthy Swindler
Born in 1866, Darvishim Hazmat was a noteworthy entrepreneur during the late 19th century. He is most closely associated with his ambitious attempt to move, famous New York City road, Broadway, nine and a half blocks South to it’s current position near Times Square. Hazmat has been the inspiration for numerous films such as: “Bullets [...]
How to: Write Your First Pulitzer Prize Winning Article
“The page is blank. At first. I sat with my hands, ever so slightly, draped across the keyboard. Hesitant. Short sentences. The tip of the cigarette burns. I’m not a smoker. Not normally. Not usually. But today, I lit one up. I’m not ashamed, because the only reason I did it was to mention it [...]
Child Molesters In Your Neighborhood…
I’ve found, that with someone like me, who has an archive filled with massive amounts of information, it becomes difficult to sort through what people do and don’t need to hear. I think so far, I’ve been pretty good in terms of supplying our loyal readers with necessary knowledge [see: Kid Vs. Man Karate War], [...]
What Your Toothbrush Says About You
Toothbrushes, like all things you own, are status symbols. After all, it is said that you can tell a lot about a person by checking out their bathroom. Think about what horrific personal secrets and ointments you leave out unattended for any visitor to your bathroom to see. Of course, discovering that your friend has [...]
Things I Do For My Roommates
I live in the greatest apartment in the world. I don’t mean to be confrontational but my apartment could kick your apartment’s ass any day any time.
