Here it is, Wednesday night and I’m in the Drago staffroom… alone. What’s an uncommonly beautiful and delightfully witty girl to do when my weekly column doesn’t come out until Friday? Well I certainly can’t wait for the guys. These days they’ve become a tad unreliable… even for them.
Going to the doctor
Before I begin, I think I should explain some things…
America’s First Trustworthy Swindler
Born in 1866, Darvishim Hazmat was a noteworthy entrepreneur during the late 19th century. He is most closely associated with his ambitious attempt to move, famous New York City road, Broadway, nine and a half blocks South to it’s current position near Times Square. Hazmat has been the inspiration for numerous films such as: “Bullets [...]
My hands are broken
Due to my excessive rocking out my hands are cramped and I can’t type today (This is all being done with my thumbs). So as to not leave you high and dry I decided to post this autographed picture of my niece with Dracula. Hopefully that will tide you over till tomorrow. Why he addressed [...]
